Democrat or Republican?

[gunny]

I was traveling between home and work when a tire blew out. Checking my
spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a
passing motorist and get A ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
Window,
"Need a lift?"

"Yes, I sure do," I replied.

"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.

"Republican," I replied.

"Well, you can just go to H@ll," yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, And asked me the same
question.
Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger
and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy. Since
this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few
Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
"Democrat,"
I shouted. "Hop in," replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman. In
the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect. Breasts,
and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."

She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I
jumped out."What's the matter?" she asked.

"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for Five
minutes and already I want to scr@w somebody."

[meese]

Let's see, have sex with a beautiful woman, or bomb somebody while counting your money. Tough choice, I know. :)

[hybridcage]

Let's see, have sex with a beautiful woman, or bomb somebody while counting your money. Tough choice, I know. :)


Peace, Prosperity, and apparently great Pu!!y, yep that's a real bitch.

Now let's go kill something to show how compassionate we are!