Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years

[DaveDragon]

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[messenger13]

It's like . . . as you're reading it you're waiting for a punchline, but there isn't one. Stranger than fiction! :confused:

[ldbikin]

Wow, thats a long time on the commode!

I hope everything came out ok :histerica

[gglove]

Reality ........ stranger then fiction.

[sbrooten]

So, in the meantime, where did the boyfriend "go"?

[grifscoots]

Something about this story downright smells.

[motorman587]

When I saw "Title" I thought this was a joke, but then saw the headline on AP........

[meese]

That's an awful lot of trouble to go to just to keep the seat down. :eek:

[AliMar]

I dunno. The story could be BS, perhaps not. What is really bugging me about this story and so many others we see posted here is just what the hell does Dave do all day? :D

[ibbones]

That's an awful lot of trouble to go to just to keep the seat down. :eek:That made me laugh so hard the rest of the family came in to see what's up!!! :histerica

[grifscoots]

I dunno. The story could be BS, perhaps not. What is really bugging me about this story and so many others we see posted here is just what the hell does Dave do all day? :DHe's obviously not sitting on the throne!

[Zotter]

One word




hemorrhoids










way too much said.

[Ted Shred]

He's obviously not sitting on the throne!

Maybe that's exactly what he's doing! I'm sure WiFi works in the can...

[cccpastorjack]

"Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled."


DUH???

[AliMar]

"Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled."


DUH???
Like Seriously. and what about the idiot tending to her for 2 years? Think he has a few screws that need torquing up?

[meese]

Maybe that's exactly what he's doing! I'm sure WiFi works in the can...Now there's a mental image I didn't need every time I read one of your posts. :eek:

[Lynn_Keen]

What is really bugging me about this story and so many others we see posted here is just what the hell does Dave do all day? :D

Ya know, I've often wonder that same thing. But then I realized that he's got one 'o them government funded jobs! And better yet, now they're considering moving him to Hawaii to do his surfing. Yea, you bet I'm jealous! I spent my 37 year working carer working in a damn factory where the only windows were in the lunch room!! So, what's up with the move Dave? We all want to start making our reservations for the spare bedroom!!

[messenger13]

I spent my 37 year working carer working in a damn factory where the only windows were in the lunch room!! So, what's up with the move Dave? We all want to start making our reservations for the spare bedroom!!There goes Lynn whining again!!! He lives the life of a movie star ... has a beautiful wife, bikes, trucks, trailers, farkles galore, ... and we have to put up with this crap?!?! Come on Lynn! That "factory job" paid you more money than The Beatles made, and we all know it!!! :D

[messenger13]

...what the hell does Dave do all day?No kidding!!!
I think he rides that GS back-n-forth to the bank! And when he's not riding, he's posting. :rotf:

[DaveDragon]

It's Good to be da King!http://www.bmwlt.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

I Manage Engineering Teams.
To say it another way; My Engineering Teams function on autopilot and I run interference for them when I'm needed.

So I have about 20 minutes of each hour to do what I do when I'm not doing what I get paid to do.

Hawaii is not going to happen. The Company is not going to increase my salary by 68%, which is the cost of living adjustment between the Tampa Bay MSA and Hawaii.

I'll stay connected to the roads here on the mainland http://www.bmwlt.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif