Baptist Barber

[Steve_R]

After forty years of shaving himself every morning, a man in a small Southern town decided he had enough. He told his wife that he intended to
let the local barber shave him from now on.

He went to the shop, which was owned by the pastor of their Baptist church. The barber's wife, Grace, was working that day so she performed the task. Grace shaved him, sprayed him with lilac water and said, "That will be $20."

The man thought it a bit high, but paid the bill and went to work. The next morning he looked in the mirror and his face was just as smooth as it had
been when he left the barbershop the day before. "Not bad," he thought. "At least I don't need to get a shave every day." The next morning the man's
face was still smooth.

Two weeks later, still smooth. It was more than he could take, so he returned to the barbershop. "I thought $20 was high for a shave," he told
the barber's wife, "but you must have done a great job. It's been two weeks and my whiskers still haven't started growing back." "Of course they
haven't," she replied. "You were shaved by Grace. Once shaved, always shaved."

[pkpr1998]

Korny, but good!

[Chick]

GREAT -- I am going to steal that one for further use. :thumb:

[Chick]

Oops . . . I meant to say, "borrow" not "steal."

[meese]

Oops . . . I meant to say, "borrow" not "steal."

Good thing, to. Isn't there a commandment somewhere in there? Hate to see you struck down for such a simple mistake. ;)

[Chick]

Good thing, to. Isn't there a commandment somewhere in there? Hate to see you struck down for such a simple mistake. ;)

:o :o :o

[messenger13]

GREAT -- I am going to steal that one for further use. :thumb:Proverbs says that a woman without discretion is like a golden ring in the snout of a pig. I'm guessing a man without discretion is worse. Please exercise it. :D