New candidate for President!

[yechave]

Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
"Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

If you're one of those 156 million, use your write-in vote for the pilot, Richard Fitzwell, for President!

[zippy_gg]

He has my vote!!!:D

[LTPenguin]

Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
"Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

If you're one of those 156 million, use your write-in vote for the pilot, Richard Fitzwell, for President!


Nice. I thought the punch line was going to involve one of the three jumping after the $1000 bill. ;)

[Florian]

the ol' Dick Fitzwell gag..... maybe the co-pilot was his buddy Haywood Jablome.


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[RaffyK]

and the stewardess was Mona Wetsmore.

[wacolt]

I heard the pilot's name was Hugh G. Reckshun

[SilverBuffalo]

the ol' Dick Fitzwell gag..... maybe the co-pilot was his buddy Haywood Jablome.
I actually pulled that gag off at a motorcycle rally, signed up for the field events as Haywood,
got second place and was "anounced" at the final "ceremonies"

I guess you had to be there, it got a real good laugh from the audience,
I remember it "fondly" :)