axamax
Sep 20th, 2007, 5:44 pm
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He
marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent., We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his
2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort
the daughter on her overseas holiday.trips. This is rather awkward to say
but you will also have as
part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is
in her mid-20's and has a Rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type
apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
Located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the
Salary is $200,000 a year"
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me!".
The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You started it
marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent., We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his
2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort
the daughter on her overseas holiday.trips. This is rather awkward to say
but you will also have as
part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is
in her mid-20's and has a Rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type
apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
Located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the
Salary is $200,000 a year"
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me!".
The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You started it