What is the funniest bumper sticker you've seen?

[zippy_gg]

Mine was
Dial 911- Make a cop come!

[BUGKILLER]

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and enthusiasm.

[DavidTaylor]

Visualize Whirled Peas

[astuber]

More whiskey and fresh horses for my men.

[DaveDragon]

Hang up the phone and drive that 3000 lb phone booth!

[messenger13]

I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying!

[sparky_k1200lt]

"lost your cat? try looking under my tires!"

[rldavidson2]

Jesus Saves.
He passes to Moses,
he shoots, he scores!

[avonfloater]

When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?

[danbrown]

If you don't like loggin...try using plastic toilet paper.

[Woolly]

'My other car's a Porsche' (on a 911).

[icepick578]

Last week -- GUNS CAUSE CRIME LIKE SPOONS MAKE ROSIE FAT AND STUPID

[icepick578]

or ... WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO.

[SilverBuffalo]

Jesus loves you
I think you're an asshole

[pkpr1998]

Fish quiver at the mention of my name!

[bob_menton]

"Body piercing by Glock"

[hschisler]

I have several favorites:

"Driver Carries $20 in Ammunition"
"Keep Honking -- I'm Reloading"
"Earth First -- We'll Log The Other Planets Later"
on an old beater: "My Other Car Is A Piece of $hit, Too"

and my all-time favorite (offends several special-interest groups all at once):
"Nuke the Gay Baby Whales"

[gr8fulfred]

"The voices are telling me to go home and clean my guns"

[mwnahas]

DON'T TAILGATE ME …OR I'LL FLICK
A BOOGER ON YOUR WINDSHIELD
:rotf:

[deputy5211]

Jesus loves you
I think you're an asshole

I have that on a tee shirt!

[KMC1]

My Fav: "Try to be the person your dog thinks you are" :D

[LostAlmost]

"Visit New Mexico, the Plague State"

We have yearly outbreaks of the bubonic plague. No kidding.

If you come and visit, don't pet the wildlife.

[midnitejaz]

Stop lights timed for 30 mph are also timed for multiples of 30... http://www.bmwlt.com/gallery/files/1/0/9/5/6/attention2.gif


Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder http://www.bmwlt.com/gallery/files/1/0/9/5/6/beer3.gif http://www.bmwlt.com/gallery/files/1/0/9/5/6/alcool.gif

[Bayliner2052]

on a log truck... Spotted Owl RV

[petevandyke]

"My kid was inmate of the month at county jail"

"What would Jesus do...for a klondike bar?"

"Bad cop, no donut!"

"My karate mom can kick your soccer mom's butt. Joe's School of Karate"

[byke33]

On the back of a plumbing company van:

"In our business...A flush beats a full house"

Cracked me up.

Ron

[SilverBuffalo]

On the back of a dirty old beat up rock hauler dump truck

Let us fill your hole

[tkramer]

If you don't like the way I drive ... stay off the sidewalk!

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Guns don't kill people. But they sure make it easier.

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What wouldn't Jesus do? (with a picture of him hang-gliding)

[zippy_gg]

Seen on a truck at a construction site:

Carpenters are best at tongue in the groove

[Nebish]

"Jesus is coming...look busy"


On the bumper of a killer SUV driven by a babe:

"When I grow up, I wanna be just like Barbie. That bitch has everything."

[DaveDragon]

On a Radiator Repair Shop Truck
"Best place to take a leak in St. Pete"

[K1200LTryder]

Women are like postage stamps.
You lick 'em and stick 'em and send them away.

[K1200LTryder]

..on a septic truck...."Your shit is my bread and butter"

[big dog]

"Real Aussies drive utes" only thing was it was on the back of a Suzuki Mighty Boy :histerica

[blouw]

Another one on a septic truck.

"Back off or I'll flush"

[Hog]

Body piercing by GLOCK
Dave

[cccpastorjack]

On a septic tank truck:

"We're #1 in the #2 business"

On a bike:
"Does this bike make my butt look fast?"

[kdog]

I wish I'd gotten a picture of this, but an excavator in town has a huge backhoe with this written on it.

"Sooner or later, everybody needs a ho'"

[hdfan]

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until it's free.

[UltraLT]

Fasten your seatbelts. It keeps the aliens from sucking you out of your car.

Ultra LT

[cccpastorjack]

"My wife's other car is a broom"

[ibbones]

"I love your wife"

[Steve_R]

That's not a nice thing to say about you wife Jack. :D

[zippy_gg]

"Say Hi to your wife and my kids!"

[ldbikin]

30 yrs ago I saw a nurse leaving the park lot at a hospital in a pickup...sticker on the back window said...

"245 joints in my body...and not one in my pocket"

gawd thats STILL funny, arharh.... :histerica

[kip]

" I had sex.....with the IRS"

[Patric]

I saw this a few weeks ago PETA » People eating Tasty Animals (;-»)

[t_bski]

Horn broken watch for finger



Welcome to Austin. Now get out.

[davemoore]

Horn broken watch for finger



Welcome to Austin. Now get out.

What about "Keep Austin Weird?"

I saw this one in Arizona: My wife, yes. My dog, maybe. My gun, never!

(you can substitute motorcycle for gun)

[Zotter]

The classic - one that's on most geeks walls someplace - and many an ol beater as well.

"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here"

[swaanimal]

Seen on the back of a horse trailer: "Don't Be What You See"

[STEBS]

" Wish I Was Rich Instead Of Well Hung"

[mconlogue]

the root cause of all religious wars:
My Invisible Friend is better than Your Invisible Friend

[joegottberg]

I was given this by my old boss:

"I'm Hung Like Einstein, And Smart as a Horse"

[slingblade]

TED KENNEDY'S CAR
has killed more people than any of my guns!

[NOGILLS2]

"Cajuns make better Lovers.... Cause they'll eat anything"

[joegottberg]

You had to mention Teddy, as a former MA-Hole, This ad always makes me laugh. Imagine Germans affecting our presidency, makes you think...