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SilverBuffalo
Nov 23rd, 2005, 5:57 pm
While on vacation in west Texas a couple of weeks ago I got myself into a humorous situation.
After traveling for a couple of weeks my wife and I ran out of clean clothes, the motel we stayed at didn't have laundry facilities so of we went to the local laundrymat in Alpine Texas.
I washed everything I had with me and struck up a conversation with the owner of the laundrymat, a Harley rider who was there fixing a washing machine. Since there weren't any restrooms I asked if he had a place where I could change into my shorts so I could also wash the pants I had been wearing for 3 days, he obliged by opening up his store room briefly.
When he got done fixing his machine he locked up and left....me standing there in my boots and shorts, it didn't dawn on me until I pulled everything out of the dryer and folded it, that I didn't have anywhere to put my pants back on. This might not be a big deal to some folks but I have never ridden a motorcycle in a pair of shorts, except that day, about 55 degrees out and I had to ride about 6 blocks to a gas station and then casually walk in and use the restroom, if I didn't look like a silly tourist.

gulfxray
Nov 23rd, 2005, 6:15 pm
That's a good one Hans!

I was afraid you were going to say you left your keys or wallet in the storeroom....

pkpr1998
Nov 26th, 2005, 6:41 am
Now see, if you hadn't told us we wouldn't know!

Now we know!

prospector23
Dec 1st, 2005, 8:55 am
If you'd been on your Harley that day, changing your pants in front of everyone would have been the highlight of your trip!

Bill

SilverBuffalo
Dec 1st, 2005, 7:00 pm
Well I left out the part that I wasn't wearing any underwear under my shorts, now 20 years ago I might have just dropped my drawers right there in the laundrymatt, back then I was pretty proud of my uh ..."package"
old age and the inevitable wisdom has made me a lot more humble.

NevadaNez
Jan 13th, 2006, 11:14 pm
Well I left out the part that I wasn't wearing any underwear under my shorts, now 20 years ago I might have just dropped my drawers right there in the laundrymatt, back then I was pretty proud of my uh ..."package"
old age and the inevitable wisdom has made me a lot more humble.
Not to mention the horrific effects that age, coupled with gravity, wreak upon one's "package!"

mkiesel
Jan 14th, 2006, 5:48 am
Well I left out the part that I wasn't wearing any underwear under my shorts, now 20 years ago I might have just dropped my drawers right there in the laundrymatt, back then I was pretty proud of my uh ..."package"
old age and the inevitable wisdom has made me a lot more humble.

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Dezrae
Jan 14th, 2006, 5:51 am
In 2002 i rode my VFR800 round australia via highway one (i have many stories from this trip)

I got caught in similar circumstances in a caravan park in Victoria.

What i did was i had a shower and washed my clothes while i was in the shower with soap as best i could.
Then i wrang them out to get rid of excess water and hang them out on a tree near where i camped for the night.
next morning they were dry and i packed them and wore the rest till my next stop where i found a washing machine available that worked.