Redneck ebonics dictionary needed

[Dean_BMW]

I have decided that I need a redneck ebonics dictionary in order to decipher some of the conversations that take place in the "South Central" regional discussions :stir:

[Lonewuff]

Whut you gittin on bout?
:histerica

[Dean_BMW]

Whut you gittin on bout?
:histerica
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.... Don't even try! You don't hold a candle to Dick :)

Sorry to pick on Dick... haven't even met him... but everyone is fair game... besides, I like his on-line personality (for lack of a better term).

[katnapinn]

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.... Don't even try! You don't hold a candle to Dick :)

Sorry to pick on Dick... haven't even met him... but everyone is fair game... besides, I like his on-line personality (for lack of a better term).
Yes Dick's post are fun to read and he's a great person in person BUT.... some of the crap grif comes up wit are pure frontier giberash :histerica Reminds me of the stuff my dear ol' grampa would say.
BTW sorry Grif I knows ya aint dat old but.... truths are truths :rolleyes:

[UncleRock]

My ex wife said I spoke Hillbonic's.
Then she axed "Howd yoube rightin fer that mag" Tried telling me beinasi ain't a word?
Sure it be, ckeck him out
" I'llbe chekin dat bike fer you, Beinasi, is gona be dare anywho. :cool: "
College girls can be dumb, bookstuff done clogged dere pumkin.
Rock

[grifscoots]

BUT.... some of the crap grif comes up wit are pure frontier giberash :histerica Why, just because I'm sharper than a bag of wet mice doesn't mean you kindly have to get the vapours over it.:p

C'mon Saturday. I'm bringing a roll of dollar bills, doncha know. Can you say, tomato aspic?

[Dick]

Why, just because I'm sharper than a bag of wet mice doesn't mean you kindly have to get the vapours over it.:p

C'mon Saturday. I'm bringing a roll of dollar bills, doncha know. Can you say, tomato aspic?
Yummers on the tomato aspic. Al Roker had a piece on one of the TV channels this morning, and they were doctoring up some aspic with Lemon gelatin and topping it with mayo. Oughta be worth two dollars, Grif!!! :rolleyes: :D

BTW - I just got a call from the Stagecoach Inn. The aspic lady has us down for 30 attendees, and separate checks (I tell you this so that you can check your bill for an advance gratuity charge entry). Arriving 'tween 1130-1200. Said she'd like a fairly firm head count Friday morning, so the kitchen staff would be prepared. Told her I'd call her with the numbers then. (Posting this in the RTE thread also).

[katnapinn]

C'mon Saturday. I'm bringing a roll of dollar bills, doncha know. Can you say, tomato aspic?
Well ya just brung dim dallors 'cause I keen eet pertner anytang. Kan't say I knows what tomater aspec are but I'll try it :p

[Woolly]

Try

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect

I use it all the time to understand Georgia folk.

[zimbazi]

I have decided that I need a redneck ebonics dictionary in order to decipher some of the conversations that take place in the "South Central" regional discussions :stir:


I call it BMW Dictionary - Biker Master Wisdom......:histerica

[Wolfgang]

Try

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect

I use it all the time to understand Georgia folk.

This is a neat program. Now I can sound like a "real" redneck. At least on line... Is there something like this that manipulates my German-born vocal cords??:rotf:

Wolfgang

German by birth, American by choice, Texan, because it's the best place in America

[Lonewuff]

This is a neat program. Now I can sound like a "real" redneck. At least on line... Is there something like this that manipulates my German-born vocal cords??:rotf:

Wolfgang

German by birth, American by choice, Texan, because it's the best place in America

There sure is...we just call it Guiness around here. :histerica