World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[Ron_Kendall]

Once upon a time. a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?

The girl said no.

And the guy lived happily ever after and went riding a lot.

THE END

[Keith]

I like happy endings! :D

[pkpr1998]

Funny. The LT is about as expensive as woman!

[meese]

Y'all just haven't found the right woman yet. :)

[lanugo]

The only difference is with the LT I prefer to stay on top, with a woman I'm more flexible.

[gunny]

Difference between a sea story and a fairy tale........

Fairy tales start with "once upon a time"

Sea stories start with "This is a no $hitter"