davemoore
Jan 26th, 2007, 10:04 am
Mulchie...The Helotes Mulch Fire....
This is funny.... Somebody is capitalizing on this mess. Wonder if the proceeds go to putting it out.
Bureaucratic bumbling:
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/columnists/krodriguez/stories/MYSA012107.01B.Rodriguez.1a628da.html
County Fire Marshall: "It won't burn." The heap that couldn't catch fire has been burning since Christmas, 28 days ago.
Mulch Fire Memorabilia
http://www.cafepress.com/mulchfire
How's this for sad? The pile has a MySpace website.
http://www.myspace.com/mulchfire
Here's some interesting data from it's page:
Helotes Mulch Fire's Interests:
General: Burning, Smoldering, Smokin, Sizzling, Steaming
Music: Fire, We Didn't Start The Fire, Disco Inferno, Earth Wind & Fire
Movies: Backdraft, The Towering Inferno, Fahrenheit 451, Fire in The Sky
Books: Fahrenheit 451
Heroes: The Chicago Fire, Smokey The Bear, Earth Wind &; Fire, Karen
Grace, Vanessa Macias, Melissa Ludwig, Henry Zumwalt, County Judge
Nelson Wolff, Attorney Michael Black, KTSA's J.T. Street, Beavis and
Butthead ("FIRE!")
Helotes Mulch Fire's Details:
Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Mulch Pile in Helotes, Texas
Religion: Other
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
Income: $250,000 and Higher
This is funny.... Somebody is capitalizing on this mess. Wonder if the proceeds go to putting it out.
Bureaucratic bumbling:
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/columnists/krodriguez/stories/MYSA012107.01B.Rodriguez.1a628da.html
County Fire Marshall: "It won't burn." The heap that couldn't catch fire has been burning since Christmas, 28 days ago.
Mulch Fire Memorabilia
http://www.cafepress.com/mulchfire
How's this for sad? The pile has a MySpace website.
http://www.myspace.com/mulchfire
Here's some interesting data from it's page:
Helotes Mulch Fire's Interests:
General: Burning, Smoldering, Smokin, Sizzling, Steaming
Music: Fire, We Didn't Start The Fire, Disco Inferno, Earth Wind & Fire
Movies: Backdraft, The Towering Inferno, Fahrenheit 451, Fire in The Sky
Books: Fahrenheit 451
Heroes: The Chicago Fire, Smokey The Bear, Earth Wind &; Fire, Karen
Grace, Vanessa Macias, Melissa Ludwig, Henry Zumwalt, County Judge
Nelson Wolff, Attorney Michael Black, KTSA's J.T. Street, Beavis and
Butthead ("FIRE!")
Helotes Mulch Fire's Details:
Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Mulch Pile in Helotes, Texas
Religion: Other
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
Income: $250,000 and Higher