Harvey and Gladys

[BobShirley]

>>>Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in
>>>Front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.?
>>>
>>>"You know, Harvey, "she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see
>>>An ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that
>>>They dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped
>>>Balloons,
>>>And...my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenburg!"
>>>
>>>She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one
>>>Positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."?
>>>
>>>Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
>>>Thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
>>>
>>>He never heard the shot.


Bob Schrader
Wentzville, Mo.
'00LTC