improving your sex (?)

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The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men
last longer during the act.The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He
spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do
it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too
open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On the way home from work,
he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and
crawled underneath as if
examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and
started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As
he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut
and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell
are you doing?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted." The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because
your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.