Logical ethnic hate!

[pjessen]

A golden oldie...

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and
an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto
pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
"No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
There's a few minutes of silence. "No rike Jews!" the copilot suddenly
announces.
"Why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic," the copilot responds.
"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an
iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same!"

[justincase]

Now that's FUNNY!!!

Thanks!

[DaveDragon]

I rike it :)

[justincase]

I rike it :)

That's funny too...wish I had thought of that response...

[DaveDragon]

I had a Japanese Guitar player that would crack us up with his peculiar linguistic styling while on stage.

His name is Pete Tanaka, born and raised in Santa Barbara with the typical Central Cali coast accent.



On stage he would describe his "Res Paru Guitaru" and "Masharoo Amprifryer" to the audience in great detail. It was usually a big hit with the crowds.