gunny
Jun 15th, 2006, 8:40 pm
Little lizzard was makng his way through the forest when he smelled something. Looking up he spotted a koala bear sitting way up in a tree smoking a joint.
Little lizzard climbs the tree and smokes a couple of joints with the koala bear. He mentioend that he was thirsty and the bear points out that the river is just a short distance away. Lizzard turns to look, looses his balance and falls in the river. A huge croc swimming by hauls the the lizzard to the shore. "Cuz, what you doing? You can't swim. A fish is gonna eat you!" The lizzard explains what happened with the koala bear. Croc says he gotta see this for himself, gets out of the river and gets in the forest. Presently he looks up and sees the koala bear and called to him. Koala bear looks down and exclaims "Dude! Just how much water did you drink?"
Little lizzard climbs the tree and smokes a couple of joints with the koala bear. He mentioend that he was thirsty and the bear points out that the river is just a short distance away. Lizzard turns to look, looses his balance and falls in the river. A huge croc swimming by hauls the the lizzard to the shore. "Cuz, what you doing? You can't swim. A fish is gonna eat you!" The lizzard explains what happened with the koala bear. Croc says he gotta see this for himself, gets out of the river and gets in the forest. Presently he looks up and sees the koala bear and called to him. Koala bear looks down and exclaims "Dude! Just how much water did you drink?"